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Joke of the Day

"Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse"

"How do you call a sex doll when you can see the whites of its eyes? Full"

"Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste."

"We should get the Amazon Echo on Reddit It would feel at home in this echo chamber"

"""Is my butt is too big?"" my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror. Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead."

"Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game."

"For what reason was six afraid of seven? Six knew, that all but for him, seven would have won."

"Q: Why do pigs make good spies? A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito."

"There's only 3 types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't."

"I hear Donald Trump wants every welfare recipient to take a drug test... I don't even what to know what he's planning to do with all those urine samples."