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Joke of the Day

"I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!"

"With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?"

"Have you ever stroked a parrot? I bet you've stroked a cockatoo..."

"[sees old lady drop $20] Devil on Shoulder: Grab her cash! Devil on other Shoulder: And push her over!"

"I wish I had a more acidic wit Unfortunately mine's very basic."

"What's the deal with Arab Airlines food... Emirate?"

"Where's the gratification in tearing down another human being? It's much easier to have heart, than walk w a self-inserted rod up your ASS."

"What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism? I don't know, that's why I was asking you."

"Do Apes kiss? Yes but never on the first date!"

"Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months"