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Joke of the Day
"What's green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender."
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"I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity Best dam program I've seen in a long time."
"My new thesaurus just came in Not only is it terrible but it's also terrible"
"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked ""do you have any luggage, Sir?"" The photon replies ""no, I'm travelling light"""
"John Cena pay-per-view matches don't sell anymore in the UK. Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him. *Ba dum tss*"
"How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl The proof is in the pudding"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None."
"A man is in urgent need for transplant buttocks after an accident. Doctors report no end in sight."
"Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches."
"The fact that belly buttons aren't blowholes is fucking stupid."