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Joke of the Day

"In grammar school, most unplanned pregnancies happen early on ...before anyone knows how to use the colon."

"Had A Fight With An Erection This Morning Beat it single handedly."

"How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem"

"Why do men like breasts so much? They prove men can concentrate on two things at once."

"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."

"Sorry, I can't take your call right now, I'm all tied up. -submissive's answering machine."

"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"

"After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. Usually at family gatherings where she threatens me if I don't look happy."

"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."

"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"