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Joke of the Day
"What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics."
Next Joke
"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells!"
"Think you're smart? Try explaining daylight savings time to a kid."
"One direction splitting up? My daughter just announced to me she is in d-Niall :-)"
"Why can't priests have children? Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God."
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!"
"I planted a whole garden full of bird seed this year and not one bird came up. I quit."
"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"
"What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat."
"Why are dogs in a lot of pain? Because they chew balls."