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Joke of the Day

"What did the right eye said to the left? Between me and you, ""something smells""."

"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"

"How do German women know when they're pregnant? They're never late..."

"Either Narnia has really gone downhill or I'm just sitting in some guy's closet."

"A guy told a story about a creeper who got too close to him in /r/minecraft. It blew up. I'll show myself out."

"I named my penis Kobe. I drink lots of beer and massage it."

"Clones are people two."

"Why was the plant embarrassed? It soiled itself. *Buh dum ts* *Dodges tomatoes*"

"My niece was born with no eyelids, bless her heart, but the doctors were able to replace them with surgically removed foreskin... Only side effect is she's a little cock-eyed now."

"I ran into a fat guy on the way to work Luckily I bounced back"