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Joke of the Day
"A joke so absolutely filthy I can't put it in the title Rio Olympics"
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"We get it. If your candidate doesn't win in November, you're moving to the whitest English speaking country you can drive to."
"Heard this one at the bar last night: Women are good for 70 things... Making sandwiches and 69."
"The Vietnamese world domination: one nail salon at a time."
"Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk? Because they lactose."
"LPT: Easy way to soak up that extra alcohol in your stomach! Throw up on a sponge."
"""I'm not sure I can do a Hadoken anymore,"" said Ryu. ""SUREYOUCAN!"" replied his master."
"""That was supposed to be a compliment."" -Men"
"Im having a Shitty day.... Tell me a yoke"
"Why cant the bike stand on its own? Because its two tired."