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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi and the driver kept the ""Vacant"" sign up?"
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"you don't need to thank everyone on facebook for your birthday messages, they were not sincere."
"How many jews fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 1000 in the ash tray."
"What did the gardener say to the man in the grass shoes? WATER THOOOOSE"
"If your surname is Rice and you don't name your kid, Fried then I can never be friends with you."
"MY NANA WAS A FREAK IN THE SACK. Now granted, we didn't stuff her in that sack often, but boy would she freak out when we did."
"A sexist, a racist and a homophobe walk into a bar Bartender: 'What will it be, Mr Trump?'"
"How to fall down the stairs Step One: Step Six: Step Seven: Step Ten: Step Fifteen:"
"What is a Canadian's Favorite Game? Sorry!"
"The toilet bowl tells the bathtub... ""I've seen more ass than you ever had"". The Bathtub replied ""Yeah, but at least I don't take shit from everybody""."