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Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come in wet and wild, and leave with your house and car."

"Benefits of dating me: 1. You're the smart one"

"My girlfriend said that if this get 1000 upvotes, we will try anal! Please don't upvote, her strap-on is huge!"

"A Russian boy asks his father... A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble to buy milk, bread, and vodka?"" to which his father replies ""20 ruble?! What do you need 50 ruble for?!"""

"Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive."

"OH MY GOD EDDIE MURPHY IS GOING TO DO STAND UP I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT oh never mind they're going to commercial. #SNL40"

"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word."

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: r/AskReddit"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie"

"TIL that humanity's new form of communication is acronyms What does FTFY even mean? I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much."