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Joke of the Day
"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: r/AskReddit"
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"My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, ""no whey....."" (true story)"
"""I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In"" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner."
"The mean Apple Store manager He's a real apphole."
"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"
"Over 15k CCTV cameras installed for Obama's visit to India!! This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything. Damned racist's!!"
"Sister won't let me eat her out I'm bringing this bullshit up to Father Tim at Sunday Mass."
"Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics? Because they're all in the US"
"If Adrian Peterson is getting indicted for spanking his kid with a stick my mom should get the electric chair."
"I have 2 missed calls from my mother. I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me."