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Joke of the Day

"OH MY GOD EDDIE MURPHY IS GOING TO DO STAND UP I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT oh never mind they're going to commercial. #SNL40"

"Kopi Luwak is supposed to be the finest coffee in the world. I don't agree. Its still shit!"

"Which trees have the most friends? The poplar ones."

"A Jewish kid asks his dad for money He asks his dad for 10 dollars. His dad replies, ""8 dollars? What do you need 5 dollars for?"""

"What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it."

"What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? OCD."

"Lipstick Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?"

"Insulting me gets you nowhere. Plus, it makes you look fat."

"""I'm gonna look to my left and run as fast as I can."" - Toddlers"

"I'm not always a gentleman in the bedroom, but I will hold the door for you so you can leave afterwards."