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Joke of the Day

"Where can you find the best joke book in the world? The Seattle Seahawks play book. Edit: sorry for the typo."

"I take my wife everywhere... And she still finds her way home"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !"

"Her: I saw this Yoda pen & I thought of you. Me: WHY? YOU THINK I'M 8 OR SOMETHING? Her: No, sorry... Me: Hey, hey, hey! Leave the pen."

"What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet? A biday party!!"

"My wife bought a new plant for for the house. I didn't like it at first... ...but it's starting to grow on me."

"Maybe she's born with zits, maybe it's methamphetamine"

"I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the bed spelled out in rose petals was ""be right out,I'm taking a shit"""

"Happy New Year Reddit! Just Kidding you really came for my cake day! Happy 1 Year Reddit"

"Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy."