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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a really bad sausage? The Wurst."
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"What did the apple tell the annoying orange? Citrus down."
"""I have parrot-like reflexes."" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"""
"My room mates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils... ...but that's a whisk i'm willing to take."
"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? They can't defend their towers."
"What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck on you."
"You know what they call the strategy involving freshmints while playing a game of timed tic tac toe? The tic tac tick tick tic tac toe tactic"
"Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside."
"From my girlfriend's boss: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."
"How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? [removed]"