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Joke of the Day
"Whose elbows are ashier than everyone else's? The Jews."
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"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up."
"Get your shit together,... or you will die, Aria."
"I lost my job performing circumcisions I just couldn't cut it."
"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino \\()/ "
"The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously."
"Why can you only ran through a campground and not run? Because it's past tents."
"Why do sharks like stoners? Because they're baked snacks."
"my spirit guide told me to scale the shelves at Cosco and build a nest with toilet paper"