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Joke of the Day
"Whose elbows are ashier than everyone else's? The Jews."
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"What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles? The Pro-lease department"
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"whats the secret service of Australia called? M8"
"I can't wait until the 50th Anniversary Special... I'm very interested in who JFK will regenerate as."
"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"
"Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?"
"HELLO, 911? I'M FALLING DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. YES, RIGHT NOW. VERY SLOWLY, THAT'S HOW. HOLD ON, SOMEONE JOINED. WHOA, NOW WE'RE FALLING UP"
"What does a prostitute ask a man with his mouthful? Come again?"