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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Barack Obama and a mark on a gift? One's a President and the other's a pressie dent. i'll see myself out."

"Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo"

"What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!"

"I think my neighbor is stalking me... as I saw her googling my name on her computer last night.I saw it through my telescope."

"Wife just gave birth to our second child and told me I need to appreciate her more I promised to worship the ground she stomps on"

"I thought of something funnier than 24 25"

"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."

"It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Preferably not on the point of impact."

"Tardiness makes me extremely angry. As my late wife found out."

"Did you hear about the German Jockey? He came in pferd"