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Joke of the Day
"How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff? Straight jack it."
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"What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? The Lamp Post."
"Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!"
"Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing? Because it had ten tickles"
"Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hilary"
"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"Tip: If your parents are always criticizing you,,, ask them if the problem is bad genes or bad parenting."
"Not to brag, but I can usually tell if meat has spoiled between 4-6 hours after eating it."
"buzz lightyear's ful name is ""bumblebee 9.460731012 kilometers"""
"What is it called when you butt dial from your front pocket? A cockadial"