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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open."

"[chef interview] BOSS: Are you familiar with kitchen jargon ME: Yeah, that means you're missing a jar"

"*Brings a hammer to a thumb war.*"

"When does it Rain Money? When there's a change in the weather."

"I went on a date with a dolphin today, we just clicked."

"The package of this pie is labeled ""Apple,"" yet these are clearly cherries. I'm not sticking my dick in this."

"Jokes What is a good bee joke"

"British Intelligence is warning that terrorist groups could fit women terrorists with exploding breast implants. They knew it was only a matter of time before Al Queda started setting booby traps..."

"Why do squirrels swim on their back? To keep their nuts dry."

"Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter. It doesn't do anything I just make really poor life choices."