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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what sandy did to New Jersey? A few billion dollars worth of improvements"
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"This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents."
"I don't know how Valve managed to do it, but... they even included the British Pound in their summer sale this year."
"Racism doesn't matter Watch Close your eyes *person closes eyes* See? We all black now!"
"Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. ""What are you doing? Why are you holding me?"" ""Just trust me."""
"""BEST WEEKEND EVER!"" ~ The same stupid bitch on Facebook, at least twice a month..."
"what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape"
"""We're out of options, I'll have to use the jetpack,"" I said, strapping on the jetpack and ignoring many non-jetpack options still available"
"My Welsh Friend I asked my welsh mate how many sexual partners he had had, but I never got to find out. Everytime he tried counting them he fell asleep."
"Never trust an atom. They make up everything."