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Joke of the Day

"Adrian Peterson got a new job... he was picked up by the Minnesota twins... He's gonna be their new ""switch hitter"""

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"My doctor told me I was fat. I said I'd like a second opinion and he said ""you're ugly too"" :-/"

"""son, did i ever tell you about how I served in Nom?"" ""dad, don't you mean Nam?"" ""sorry son i ate a small cake at the end of that sentence"""

"What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)"

"The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart"

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."

"Why did the Square divorce the Circle? It was sleeping around."

"So Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says ""OH SNAP"""

"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."