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Joke of the Day
"Steve Jobs's death was a conspiracy. He was murdered by his brother, Inside Jobs."
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"Ever read a book or see a film that touches you so deeply it changes your whole worldview? I just took a shit like that."
"Give me a compliment? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"A horse comes into a bar.., No wait, it was a man. A horse comes in a man..."
"I was watching some porn with a plot the other day It was pretty Fucking stupid"
"My collegue just threw my punch card at me, I ducked just in time!!! But I almost got clocked out!"
"What do women and grammar Nazis have in common? One missed period is enough to freak them out."
"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"
"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once!"
"I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... Repeated daily"