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Joke of the Day
"Steve Jobs's death was a conspiracy. He was murdered by his brother, Inside Jobs."
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"Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?"
"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."
"What do you call a condom full of money? Johnny Cash."
"Did you hear the one about the deaf kid? Neither did he."
"How do you react when looking in the mirror? You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar."
"hope no vids surface of the time i opened a bag of potato chips and one flew out and hit me in the eye"
"What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."
"I really really really really clearly am not a PC type of gal but I'm a little weirded out at the oriental dressing option on my flight"
"New camouflaged condoms! She'll never see you coming again."