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Joke of the Day
"What do women and grammar Nazis have in common? One missed period is enough to freak them out."
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"*posts a link from buzzfeed to facebook* omg this. it's all so true. number 8 I can't XD"
"What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application? There's no accounting for taste."
"You know what the number one reason for child molestation is... sexy children"
"My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."
"The boss is telling his workers a dumb joke... ...and every worker is laughing except one. The boss asks that one worker: ""Why are you not laughing?"" ""Cos I'm quitting today."""
"You make every other name that comes up on my phone a disappointment."
"Does anyone know if ISIS is hiring? I heard they offer new hires a company cell phone and/or car."
"Is it okay to joke about suicide? Or is it too much of a nooseance..."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator."