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Joke of the Day
"At what time does a dentist have the most business? Tooth-hurty"
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"I quit smoking, drinking and chasing women... Worst 10 minutes of my life..."
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"Why did the tree eat the other tree? It was coniferous.* *sorry"
"What do i have in common with neutrino's we're both constantly penetrating your mom."