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Joke of the Day

"My wife has a logic fetish... She's always coming to conclusions."

"Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart. "

"I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out."

"Gary Coleman just died. Life is short. He died of multiple aneurysms. Different Strokes."

"It's getting cold in here So take off all your clothes Then we can make a fire with them"

"Did you see that blind guy walking down the street? No? Well he didn't see you either."

"Hey girl, do you ever go to the gym? 'Cause if you don't we probably won't work out."

"What task was assigned to the last electron to join the military? Survalence"

"If body builders religiously try to gain weight.. Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?"

"What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant."