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Joke of the Day
"My wife doesn't like it when I pee in the shower... Especially when I'm not in it... And she is."
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"So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
"What kind of music do rabbits listen to? HIP HOP"
"While doing their job, why do teachers lose self-respect for themselves? It's DeGrading"
"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"
"I can help anyone quit smoking by spraying them with hair spray as they light their cigarette."
"when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing"
"My mute friend told me a funny joke."
"How did Nazi's pickup Jewish Women? With a dust pan and broom"
"What's wrong with the phrase ""War on Drugs""? Wars end."