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Joke of the Day

"What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."

"The Bat-phone rings, it's... Commissioner Gordon. ""Batman, Jokers at it again. He's stolen all of tampons in Gotham. It's a bloody mess..."""

"If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at."

"Star trek predicting future technology? How do we know apple won't be around long? Because Captain Picard uses an android."

"So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated"

"So here is my 1st ever joke on reddit. Sorry not sorry how did i escape from Iraq? Iran!! Syrisly Yeman! The Struggle Isreal."

"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."

"I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said, ""Tourettes! Now fuck off you c*nt!"""

"Hate weight limit signs in the elevator. Then I'm put in the awkward position of telling some pregnant woman she has to take the stairs."