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Joke of the Day

"Do you like whales? Cause I thought we could ""Humpback"" at my place."

"Win a Canadian marathon by putting a door just before the finish line and having them all wait for you to go through first."

"You're Mama's so dumb... She thought the Gay Pride Parade was in honor of Happy Lions."

"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"

"My boss told me to dress for the job I want; not the job I have. I'm now in a disciplinary meeting for wearing my Batman costume to work."

"Makes eye contact with female. Medusa."

"I bought a new boomerang... and went damn near crazy trying to throw the old one away!"

"When I tell people I don't speak English to get out of a conversation I randomly throw the word hemorrhoid just to bring it home"

"Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink..."

"Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would."