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Joke of the Day

"Why does VALVE end with 2? Because they can't count to **3**"

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"

"My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could."

"What did Bob Ross do after eating a fair of fickled feffers? He fainted."

"I don't want to play a band instrument at school because I only get F minor"

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection - except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair."

"How was your trip to Israel? This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty ""in tents""."

"Why did the American flag get so fat? Because these colors don't run."

"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."