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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay drive by? A Fruit roll up"

"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."

"PS4 - 29 Titan looking for fresh vog normal PSN allynlewis182"

"Who's idea was it to package scissors in a package what requires scissors to open."

"[Meta] the number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? Did I miss something?"

"I hate when I sit on the toilet and my legs fall asleep ..because then they can't sleep when I go to bed"

"A dwarf, that happens to be a mystic, escapes from prison. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."

"If a Church Congregation from Massachusetts goes on a Bus Ride It would be Mass Mass Mass Transit"

"*Knocks on door* Hey open up. You didn't reply to my last 43 texts & then you tweeted about a guy who keeps annoying you. You need help?"

"My girlfriend told me that having a good sense of humour is really important I told her to message the mods at /r/Jokes"