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Joke of the Day
"What does an uncircumcised gangster say?.. ""I cum from the hood"""
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"We decided to name our unborn child something that represents where it was conceived. Only 7 more months until baby Uber is born!"
"At a job interview: ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."" ""Give me an example"" ""When do I start?"""
"My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor."
"100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move."
"New surveys show: Surveys show that Google plus is gaining rapid popularity among today's teens."
"Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed."
"What do you call horse hay from Mexico Jose"
"My girlfriend asked me what I feel about being with her. I told her what I truly feel. Numbness radiating down my left arm."
"Caught my wife in bed with a guy, says he's here to fix this wobbly wood bed frame. It seems legit, his Carpenter jeans are on the Floor."