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Joke of the Day
"Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body? Hairoin"
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"My metaphors are like similes. Rock solid as a mountain."
"""Inside Amy Schumer"" is funny... As it's a show I never wish to watch, and a place I never wish to be."
"It's a bad idea to eat the meat from the female cows. That would be a Miss Steak."
"Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas"
"My wife sent me an image of herself which really enticed me into coming home from work early. It was a picture of her at the airport."
"Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough."
"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"
"If I were a hairdresser, my business cards would say, ""I'll cut you."""
"I want to write a mystery novel. Or Do I ?"