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Joke of the Day

"If my ex had an autobiography it would be called ""Mein Cramps"" What, did you NOT SEE that one coming?"

"What did the testicle say to the other testicle? ""Between you and me, I think something's up."" I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!"

"Curious about sex"

"What's a cats favorite Mexican dish? A purr-rito"

"Why should you never shout at a pirate? Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)"

"An Elf, a Dwarf, and a Man walk into a bar The Hobbit laughs at them and walks under it."

"Killer whales are inappropriately named. The proper term is killer Welsh."

"FISHING TRIP Joseph *casting his line*: Son, your mother thinks it's time I tell you- You're agodpted. Jesus *runs across the lake crying*"

"Do you ever think about the Vice President... ...sitting at his desk, looking around his office and thinking to himself, ""Fucking corners."""

"THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR... CLAUSTROPHOBIC MAN (runs into a phone booth) (runs out, crying) no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no n-"