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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dear with no eyes? No Idea"
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"GOOD COP: cover me! DAD COP: *tucks him in* snug as a bug"
"Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said ""Hello."" The other one thought ""I wonder what he meant by that."""
"*points to refrigerator* That makes things cold *points to stove* That makes things hot *points to self* That makes things awkward"
"I hate when my congressman emails me to ""take action"" on an issue. Dude, you're the one in congress, you do something."
"Told my wife I was taking her on a date to the cheesecake factory and she thought I meant some restaurant"
"SON: I'm moving out as soon as I turn 18 and you can't stop me. ME: [pumping fist] If you insist."
"Once there was a fire .. Once there was a fire in brothel. Some people came out running and others ran out cumming."
"Cilla Black has died... Surprise Surprise."
"Give a man a fire, and He'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."