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Joke of the Day

"Two jumper cables walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""I'm gonna serve you guys, but you have to promise not to start something""."

"What do you call two siblings that take your money? Fine brothers"

"Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004, R): Harold and Kumar go to White Castle"

"In every soap opera we've ever watched, we are taught that running away and leaving doesn't solve our problems Didn't stop the Brits from trying"

"I got pretty cool moves while dancing... But they say, so do people with parkinsons."

"What do you call a constipated German? Farfrompoopin."

"If a redneck was a pie, what flavour would it be? Pump-kin."

"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."

"What are the similarities between hiring a prostitute and bungee jumping? It's both expensive, short and when the rubber snaps you're fucked."

"I believe when you die you become a slab of meat... I call it rein-carne-tion."