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Joke of the Day
"Spent over an hour at the wife's grave this morning. Bless her, she thinks I'm digging a pond."
Next Joke
"What do you call a Nun that has a sex change operation? A Transistor"
"What do black people drive? house prices down"
"My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter So now I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle."
"Which is the smartest tall mountain? Mt. Cleverest Hue hue"
"I hate people with erectile dysfunction no hard feelings"
"I'm all wet! ""Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."
"Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"
"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"
"My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife."