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Joke of the Day
"What's strong enough for a man but made for a women? The back of my hand."
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"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER 7yo: I have an empty snail shell collection. Me: How many do you have? 7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO? 7yo: I said it was empty."
"Polish guy turns down A blow job He had three weeks left on his unemployment"
"I told my comrades that the commissar is an idiot. I got 31 years gulag... 1 year for insulting a political officer, 30 years for revealing a state secret"
"A snake walks into a bar... ""I didn't know snakes could walk"" said the bartender"
"Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids but it's the fathers who are always playing with them."
"Fiber Monday is a great idea... but is once a year often enough ? Oh....it's Cyber Monday ? Never mind."
"""What did Fifty Cent say to his Grandmother when she made him a sweater?"" ""GEE, YOU KNIT!?!?"""