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Joke of the Day

"What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet? Why so Ceres?"

"Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy."

"November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone"

"Q: Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he's married."

"a man goes to the doctor... ""Whats wrong with me?"" ""You have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" ""So that I can examine you."""

"I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks. Dad loved her, but mum said she could've done with another hour on a low heat."

"And then God said, ""Let there be Black Friday."" and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line."

"Everyone had that one lesbian gym teacher growing up."

"Someone told me you thought you were good enough to be part of my exclusive pee club. Ok. Urine."

"Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos."