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Joke of the Day

"What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet? Why so Ceres?"

"What is it called when the police work overtime? Copper Nitrate."

"Took a random unmarked pill I found on the floor because times are tough and no matter what happens it'll make for good tweets."

"What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane? Clearly, I can see your nuts."

"Sometimes I just wish I was black. That way I wouldn't have to deal with all the dad jokes"

"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""

"Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano? Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her."

"How much do pirates pay for piercings? A buccaneer!"

"Gardening I was gardening the other day when my older brother rang to ask if I wanted to hang out. I promptly said yes because you know what they say, bros before hose."

"How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk."