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Joke of the Day
"How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey? He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out."
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"Why was Slave Leia covered in cum and picking hair out of her mouth? She's into Chewkaki."
"Guys, I love this subreddit, but we shouldn't joke about people dying... It's a very grave subject."
"BLONDE COUNTING Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful."
"Why George RR Martin doesn't utilize suicide bombers in GoT? Because he does not have enough virgins left in the story"
"Your vehicle has this magical lever That shows which direction you're turning"
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, she changes it more often."
"Yo momma is so fat... ...She was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and they gave her 15 years to live."
"What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? ""There's more there than meets the sty."""
"Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife meat eggs blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife your eggs or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."