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Joke of the Day
"What did the calf say to the silo? ""Is my fodder in there?"""
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"Why are successful people such assholes? They get shit done."
"Tell a woman she has cute kids and she's all proud. Whisper it to her and she calls the cops."
"What's Mexican's Favourite Horror Movie Ju-Juan I'll see myself out."
"America's Got (a very loose definition of what constitutes) Talent."
"Me: *puts ferret in box with cat* Mom: What are you doing? Me: Making carrets! Mom: Carrots? Me: Yup! *plays Barry White* Cat: *yowls*"
"I tried to grab some fog. I mist."
"What's the difference between Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes? On Whose Line is it Anyway, *everything* is made up."
"What do you call the Israeli martial art? Jewjipsu"
"What do you call a fat gay guy? Flab-ulos!"