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Joke of the Day
"What's the most emotional computer you can buy? A Dell."
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"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"
"Nothing beats a good math joke My penis is like an asymptote. It goes on forever but nothing ever touches it."
"What do anal sex and vegetables have in common? You enjoy both more as an adult if they aren't forced on you as a child."
"What do you call an illegitimate fish who crapped itself? A bassturd"
"[Pun] There's something about the sky... There was a man in an airplane and he had just over dosed on alcohol, one could say he really was HIGH -<>~<>- ^those are what I call 'pun glasses'"
"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"
"What do you call a drunk executioner? A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes"
"If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she: A. Has intimacy issues B. Is frigid C. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus."
"Did you here about the kidnapping at school? He woke up."