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Joke of the Day
"My brother is deaf and watches porn I turned the volume to max in his pc"
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"Most girls: ""I hangout with guys, there's less drama."" Me: ""I hangout by myself. There's no drama"
"Maybe my threats will be more effective if, after I mentioned all the people I've killed, I don't say, ""in RuneScape."""
"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box."
"MOBA Joke Why are Americans bad at MOBAs? Because they cant defend towers."
"I thought Jayz and kanyes current song.... ...was about Ms Hilton's sequel to one night in Paris."
"Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for."
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, it already got laid. The bird is too chicken."
"We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys. If you ask ""am I sexuaaaal?"" and don't get a ""yeeeeeeah!"" in response, you need a new crew."
"What does sex have in common with a savings account? You lose interest once you make a withdrawal"