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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef"

"People who change the channel every time there's a commercial are more annoying than commercials."

"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"

"I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either."

"It would be so much more ""festive"" if UPS and FEDEX guys dressed as Santa while delivering packages during the holiday season"

"I have a super hero joke Fantastic four"

"Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?"

"42.7 percent of all statistics... ...are made up on the spot."

"Of course I don't hold grudges! I'm a woman, I carry them around in my designer purse everywhere I go."

"Canadian light beers are like having sex on the beach. It's fucking close to water."