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Joke of the Day

"Just found a scary-looking Pokemon on my living room sofa. But then I realised it was my mother-in-law."

"My 6-year-old walked into the room and said, ""Don't worry, Dad. I'm OK."" Time to search the house for whatever she destroyed."

"Probably the wurst (or the best) halloween joke i have heard yet What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines? A halloweener"

"Double whammy. First date is turning out to be fun & I also go to meet my hero Chris Hansen from Catch a Predator."

"[Shark Tank] an armadillo clock that rolls away so you gotta get up to turn off the alarm Sounds dum- It's called the Alarmadillo OMG SOLD"

"Your mama is so fat..... Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring."

"Heard a great joke at work today. Now if only I could remember it."

"Damn girl, are you a Blastoise? Cause your Hydropump is super effective."

"Awful Purim Joke Grogger? I hardly knew her!"

"One How many time travellers does it take to change a light bulb?"