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Joke of the Day
"2016's been bad! But today is definitely the darkest!"
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"69% of people... find something dirty in every fucking sentence."
"A guy goes to his Rabbi to price a circumcision... He says, ""Rabbi, how much do you charge for a circumcision?"" And the Rabbi says, ""Not much, I just keep the tips."""
"Don't read ""part a"" backwards. It's a trap."
"doktor: are you enjoying the weather? me: yes. it is very outside"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool."
"What do you call a privileged post office? Cis White Mail"
"I dropped food on the floor and my dog got excited but it was just tomato. I catfished my dog"
"They told me I had type ""A"" blood... turns out it was a typo."
"A dance club by night and coffee house by day, called Bump and Grind."