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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool."
Next Joke
"Local News. A couple turned themselves into police. Wonder what they were before."
"The inventor of auto-correct has died His funfair will be next monkey."
"What is Sherlock's porn star name? Benedict Cuminhersnatch"
"How do bovines do math? They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!"
"How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart? Because she already has 315 degrees."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter he ain't commin"
"When people post about their 5 year olds, they're talking about wine right?"
"$500 worth of condoms and lubricant were stolen overnight from a Sydney sex shop. Police described the thieves as slippery,well covered,hardened criminals."
"I just saved a bunch of money by not paying any bills cuz I don't have a job."