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Joke of the Day
"Having sex on a date... ...is going out with a bang. (OC)"
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"[at the airport] Customs: Do you have any drugs in your bag, Ma'am? Me: Sure. What can I get you?"
"Pretty upsetting that gummy worms are actual size but gummy bears are not."
"last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D"
"my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold? Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one."
"Put a load in the dishwasher last night She was mad I didn't pull out."
"A botched circumcision is a ripoff."
"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."
"Weird how TV characters hardly watch any TV."
"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"