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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall blonde to go... The girl behind him then leaves."
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"Somebody complimented me in my driving today... They left a little note on the windshield, it said ""Parking Fine."""
"Want to hear a good Nirvana joke? Nevermind."
"So I finally got around to watching the Twin Tower attacks 9/11 would watch again."
"""Your sense of entitlement is destroying our relationship"" *me to my dog while trying to eat without having to share."
"What ya call a lesbian with large fingers? Well hung!"
"Me: That does it! [bangs on upstairs neighbor's door] [Elephant on a pogo stick answers] Sup? Am I being too loud?"
"After watching all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies I realized the biggest twist... ...his career has been dead the whole time."
"Did you hear about the romantic comedy that has a cast consisting only of Vine stars? They've already announced the title: ""P.S. I Got 'Eem""."
"Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations"