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Joke of the Day
"I had a passionate affair with a girl from the circus It was in tents."
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"Every fork at your favorite restaurant has been in 100's of strangers' mouths"
"Why did everyone love the fisherman? He was a real catch"
"A pedophile and a child go into the woods It's dark and raining. The boy looks up to the man and says, ""I'm scared!"" The man replies, ""You're scared? I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!"""
"Say what you will about pedophiles... ...but they do slow down in school zones!"
"Remember, it's not what you do... it's what you get away with."
"Me: How dilated is she? Nurse: 4 centimeters. Me: This is America. Nurse: 0.000198838 furlongs."
"People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)"
"Turning water into wine is pretty cool but turning kale and celery into $9.50 is a miracle"
"Gas companies LOVE this one trick to get more miles per tank! Buy a bigger tank!"