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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a all female flight crew? A box office"

"Did you know you can catch a bullet... But only once"

"All the people that tried partying 'til the cows come home, are either stuck at home with a cow or dead from alcoholism."

"I'm okay with Trump becoming president His hands are so tiny, he can't hold a pen to sign any bills"

"What do you call a discount circumcision? A rip off."

"I consider myself a practical gentleman. That's why I masturbate in the shower. The cleanup is a breeze. The only trouble is keeping my laptop dry. That's why I bring the umbrella."

"HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft."

"So I got the new Note 7 and I don't see what the fuss is about exploding? Everything is going fi"

"I'm a big fan of 50 cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 10 billion dollars"

"Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose."