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Joke of the Day

"Happy Birthday, black Jesus."

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"How do u stop a black person from jumping on the bed Put Velcro on the roof"
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"A Chinese funeral parlor opened in my town. It's called ""Can you Bereave It"""
"The sign said 'Free Range Chickens'. So, I took some."
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