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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!"

"TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? (NSFW) You can't marmalade your dick into your girlfriends ass"

"I was going to break up a fight between two Rabbis... But they were just arguing semitics."

"when I die I want you to save my skull and use me as a paperweight (and kiss me when no one is looking)"

"Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"

"[OC] Kid: I just shat gold Parents: Wow, finally something good came out of you"

"Did you hear that great joke about Schrodinger's cat?"